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that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. we were going through so much of the bargain detergent. and the clothes didn't look as good. but since we switched to tide we use much less. an amazing clean for all three of our full-grown dependent bundles of joy. that's my tide, what's yours? of bwe need to leave our. dependentcontract planoy. and make the move to net10 wireless. what??? oh nice, let's just have our calls drop all the time. net10 uses the same cell towers as the top carriers, but for half of what we pay now. half? don't worry. confusion is normal. but, i... it's better this way. but what if...what if... shhh... welcome to the next generation of family plans. fifty dollars the first line, 40 dollars each new line with unlimited everything. visit net10wireless.com ♪ two days to go. ♪ nothing to show. ♪ i didn't plan... ♪ gifts for the fam. ♪ may
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. ♪ that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ted danson, from "game of thrones", emilia clarke, and music from larry g(ee) with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. how you doing? hello, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching and thanks for showing up. i tell you something, we were off last week. it's starting to get christmassy around here. the fake wreaths are hanging. the lattes at starbucks are spiced. the holidays are upon us and won't get off us. we're exactly two weeks away from christmas right now. it's time to start practicing your pretending to like a gift face. christmas is a major operation for me. i buy hundreds of gifts and i buy them all myself. people think i have an assistant. i do but he doesn't do anything for me. he does some things for me,
. ♪ that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ted danson, from "game of thrones", emilia clarke, and music from larry g(ee) with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. how you doing? hello,...
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that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. keeping up with the kids is tough, so i drink emergen-c. with vitamin c for immune support and b vitamins for natural energy, i'm ready for whatever they get into. get your free sample at myemergenc.com. stay healthy and feel the good. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight hugh jackman. jenna fischer. and music from 2 chainz. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> cleto: jimmy kimmel live! [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm jimmy. miami the host of the show. thanks to all of you coming out tonight. i appreciate that. i'm glad that you came out. i hope we can laugh a bit tonight after a horrible weekend. and -- i have trouble controlling my emotions but it's weird to do a show with so much sadness. i think the president said what needed to be said last night on television. i thin
that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. keeping up with the kids is tough, so i drink emergen-c. with vitamin c for immune support and b vitamins for natural energy, i'm ready for whatever they get into. get your free sample at myemergenc.com. stay healthy and feel the good. >> announcer: from...
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only citi price rewind automatically searches for the lowest price. and if it finds one, you get refunded the difference. just use your citi card and register your purchase online. have a super sparkly day! ok. [ male announcer ] now all you need is a magic carriage. citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. but that doesn't happen much anymore. the creative process never stops. and songwriting is so hard, but i love it. these days, i guess i just don't want to miss a thing. [ laughs ] i miss you guys. that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you. ♪ reinvented around you. go olive garden's 2 for $25. an italian dinner for 2. start with all the fresh salad and warm breadsticks you want. choose an appetizer made for sharing. then two delicious entrees from five of our favorites. classics like eggplant parmagiana. or new favorites like smoked mozzarella chicken. three courses, two people, just $25 but only for a limited time. go olive garden. and try our unlimited homemade soup, cri
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. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. >>> this week on "jimmy kimmel live," leslie mann, and ted. and music from sarah jaffe, atlas genius and dan deacon. [ male announcer ] ever hear of the angel's share? it's the bourbon lost to evaporation as it ages. but this story has two sides. this is the devil's cut: a more intense bourbon trapped in the barrel wood... that we found a way to unlock. the result is a smooth, slightly sinister, bourbon... ...and it ain't for choir boys. jim beam devil's cut. ♪ ♪ bruno mars' new album with 5 exclusive tracks. get it tuesday. only at target. go olive garden's 2 for $25. an italian dinner for 2. start with all the fresh salad and warm breadsticks you want. choose an appetizer made for sharing. then two delicious entrees from five of our favorites. classics like eggplant parmagiana. or new favorites like smoked mozzarella
. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. >>> this week on "jimmy kimmel live," leslie mann, and ted. and music from sarah jaffe, atlas genius and dan deacon. [ male announcer ] ever hear of the angel's share? it's the bourbon lost to evaporation as it ages. but...
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♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. made the right way for that big bold kick. >>> jimmy kimmel concert series sponsored by bud light. for videos go to jimmykimle live.com. watch it at 11:35, 10:35 central when jimmy's jests will be jennifer aniston, and dr. oz and music from no doubt, brad paisley and bruin in the mars. t. filmmaking is my life. [ guy toe ] clarissa, i've always loved you! [ girl toe ] then prove it, marry me! it's a deal! [ kissing noises ] cut. we got it! that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you. ♪ who have used androgel 1%, there's big news. presenting androgel 1.62%. both are used to treat men with low testosterone. androgel 1.62% is from the makers of the number one prescribed testosterone replacement therapy. it raises your testosterone levels, and... is concentrated, so yo
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that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. made the right way for that big bold kick. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guys' favorites guaranteed. find it at sears. >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight on the program, i'll say this is a little bit different. not all of our guests are human tonight. the unrated version of his movie "ted" came out today on blu-ray and dvd. ted is here with us. he's a stuffed animal, but he talks. much like guillermo. >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. and then music from this album. making her network television debut, sarah jaffe. tomorrow night, john krasinski will be here tomorrow night. john happens to be my neighbor and i did something terrible to his house last night, so we will reveal that tomorrow on the show. mike birbiglia will be with us too and we'll have music from atlas geniu
that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. made the right way for that big bold kick. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guys' favorites guaranteed. find it at sears. >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight on the program, i'll say this is a little...
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only citi price rewind automatically searches for the lowest price. and if it finds one, you get refunded the difference. just use your citi card and register your purchase online. have a super sparkly day! ok. [ male announcer ] now all you need is a magic carriage. citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john goodman. from "nashville", hayden panettiere. and music from mgk. with cleto and the cletones. and now, why wait? here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. thank you. welcome. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host, thank you for watching, thank you for coming to visit. you know, we were -- we were not here last night. we were off last night because of election coverage. in case you hadn't heard, president obama defeated mitt romney last night. we know this for sure despite the fact that the returns from florida still have not been counted. some people had to wait five, six hours to vote there. what goes on in florida? they had four years t
only citi price rewind automatically searches for the lowest price. and if it finds one, you get refunded the difference. just use your citi card and register your purchase online. have a super sparkly day! ok. [ male announcer ] now all you need is a magic carriage. citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john goodman. from "nashville", hayden panettiere. and music from mgk. with cleto and...
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that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. >>> i came here for a reason. i got to do what i came here to do. >> you took our money. >> but i did put that donation to good use. thank you. hey, sue. >> okay, it's all a joke. do you have any idea what we're dealing with here? we're a $9 billion company. do you know what we're capable of? >> do you? because all i see here is you and me, steve. one of us is a lot more confident than the other one. one of us is about to get punched in the face. >> jimmy: that is john krasinski and matt damon in "promised land." what a great job you did. >> you're one of the first people to see it. i wasn't even supposed to say that. >> jimmy: i just wonder, though, why matt damon? >> i agree with you. i did it just to get to ben. now i have his number. "argo 2"! it's not going to be as good as the first one. >> jimmy: you wrote the movie
that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. >>> i came here for a reason. i got to do what i came here to do. >> you took our money. >> but i did put that donation to good use. thank you. hey, sue. >> okay, it's all a joke. do you have any idea what we're dealing with here? we're a...
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[beach sounds] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. and this is the nokia lumia 920 from at&t. it's got live tiles so all my stuff's always right there in real-time. it's like the ultimate personal assistant. but i'm me, and me needs handlers. so i hired todd to handle it for me. todd, gimme that hollywood news! what's happening on twitter? you're trending! yes! you can't have a todd, but you can have your own personal assistant. i guess you could call it todd. [ male announcer ] the new nokia lumia 920 with live tiles that deliver what you want in real time. only from at&t. rethink possible. >> jimmy: hello there. he is the most famous stuffed toy since tickle me elmo. he's the star of the #1 comedy of the year. and he's got an unrated version of ted debuting today on blu-ray and dvd. please welcome a guest without genitals, ted. [ cheers and applause ] first of all, you look great. very plush.
[beach sounds] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. and this is the nokia lumia 920 from at&t. it's got live tiles so all my stuff's always right there in real-time. it's like the ultimate personal assistant. but i'm me, and me needs handlers. so i hired todd to handle it for me. todd, gimme...
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visit net10wireless.com that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. made the right way for that big bold kick. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guys' favorites guaranteed. find it at sears. >> jimmy: tonight on the program a very successful record producer turned tv judge. from the "x-factor," l.a. reid is here. and then, with music from her latest album called "charmer." aimee mann, with some help from james mercer of the shins, from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by andy garcia, by two castoffs from "dancing with the stars" will be here on another double elimination night. and we'll have music from andy allo. and then on wednesday, tim allen, manny pacquiao, and music from flo rida. and on thursday, i'm going to take a nap. right here on the show. >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy-winning actor who stars on an em
visit net10wireless.com that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. made the right way for that big bold kick. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guys' favorites guaranteed. find it at sears. >> jimmy: tonight on the program a very successful record...
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that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. ♪ [spider-man] we got this. ♪ [mom] this hero stuff is easy! >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area, go to jimmykimmellive.com. [beach sounds] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] of happier holidays. time to enchant, delight and amaze. safeway will help you gather everyone round. a smoked, shank half ham is only 99 cents a pound. get breyer's ice cream for $2.48 and dessert will surely shine. make it a grand finale with starbucks just $6.99. turns out this season less is really so much more. so make your holiday merrier than ever before. safeway. ingredients for life. >> jimmy: tonight on the program on thursday night, they'll gym, tan and love for the very last time from jersey shore, snooki, ronnie, sammi, jwoww, deena, pauly, vinny, sleepy, dopey, and the situation are here. and then with music from this de
that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. ♪ [spider-man] we got this. ♪ [mom] this hero stuff is easy! >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area, go to jimmykimmellive.com. [beach sounds] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] of happier holidays. time to enchant, delight and amaze....
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that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. ♪ [spider-man] we got this. ♪ [mom] this hero stuff is easy! >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area, go to jimmykimmellive.com. [beach sounds] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] >> jimmy: tonight on the program on thursday night, they'll gym, tan and love for the very last time from jersey shore, snooki, ronnie, sammi, jwoww, deena, pauly, vinny, sleepy, dopey, and the situation are here. and then with music from this debut album it went quintuple platinum in the uk. it's called "plus," ed sheeran from the bud light stage. and just as a reminder as long as the world doesn't end on friday or anytime else in the next two weeks our show moves to a new timeslot we move to 11:35 starting january 8th. our guests that night will be jennifer aniston and no doubt. and i'll probably be here too. so please join us. our
that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. ♪ [spider-man] we got this. ♪ [mom] this hero stuff is easy! >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area, go to jimmykimmellive.com. [beach sounds] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] >> jimmy: tonight on the program on thursday night,...
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that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. [ male announcer ] sometimes a man must venture out from the shallow end to find something truly worthy of his search. ♪ inspired by 300 years of tradition. ketel one. gentlemen, this is vodka. drink responsibly. >> jimmy: tonight on the program on thursday night, they'll gym, tan and love for the very last time from jersey shore, snooki, ronnie, sammi, jwoww, deena, pauly, vinny, sleepy, dopey, and the situation are here. and then with music from this debut album it went quintuple platinum in the uk. it's called "plus," ed sheeran from the bud light stage. and just as a reminder as long as the world doesn't end on friday or anytime else in the next two weeks our show moves to a new timeslot we move to 11:35 starting january 8th. our guests that night will be jennifer aniston and no doubt. and i'll probably be here too.
that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. [ male announcer ] sometimes a man must venture out from the shallow end to find something truly worthy of his search. ♪ inspired by 300 years of tradition. ketel one. gentlemen, this is vodka. drink responsibly. >> jimmy: tonight on the program on thursday...
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that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. trust duracell to power their donated toys? duralock power preserve. it locks in power for up to 10 years in storage. guaranteed. duracell with duralock. trusted everywhere. get $100 off any 4g lte tablet when you buy any smartphone. and get a tablet data plan starting at just $10/mo. no sharing required. hurry into a sprint store or visit sprint.com/tabletoffer today. hurry intin♪ ducingstore grey goose cherry noir ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dicky: starting january 8th, watch "jimmy kimmel live" at 11:35 when jimmy's guests will be jennifer aniston, ryan gosling, sofia vergara, and dr. oz. plus music from no doubt, brad paisley, and bruno mars. [ andy ] i have always loved the cinema. the story telling... the music. the costume design. filmmaking is my life. [ guy toe ] clarissa, i've always loved you! [ girl toe ] then prove it, m
that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. trust duracell to power their donated toys? duralock power preserve. it locks in power for up to 10 years in storage. guaranteed. duracell with duralock. trusted everywhere. get $100 off any 4g lte tablet when you buy any smartphone. and get a tablet data plan...